Army

Well, i should just sit down and relax my ass before i go into army, was thinking of getting a part time job so i could have extra free time to do anything that i wanted. And fuck nobody wants to hire a part timer.

Okay, i gave in i offered my self for a full time temp job. In singapore they have such stupid things such as TEMPS where you work for like 1 to 3mths then ah they happy then EMPLOY you as an official staff, or perhaps you could work the temporary job till your contract ends and jack off. Since i had time i tried for this and still NOBODY WANTS ME! And you know what, i think i'd probably recieve a call from this company on the day before i enter TEKONG. Fuck them anyway, since getting a job in singapore is so difficult, they dont even want someone who have not completed NS, even for a part timer job what crap !? they scare we will be called up for army suddenly? Call then call la they could jus find a replacement in no time. IN FACT the workforce for these part time jobs are always new staff in, old staff out every week or even every 2days at some factories.
These people are just lazy or maybe brainless i should say, some even say contradicting stuff.

Singaporean companies are stupid-minded, and loves to start create new terms and nonsensical job titles, so probably more people get jobs. So you can see from their effort i still recieved no job, proves their effort futile and gay.

Fuck these jobs anyway and i should just ride bmx full time, probably i can stike it well and join TEAM SINGAPORE with huffy and be a paid-to-ride bmx rider with lots of perks which includes reduced tax, higher chances of entry into educational institutes (Singapore schools are stupid, they are willing to take in people who cant study but have this kind of "SPECIAL TALENTS", what a wastage of space for people who could really perform well in that course of study but not given a chance into the school)


BORED.......... SLEEP TIME BYE BYE

Weak Loser Singaporeans...

Well, lets talk about weak loser singaporeans today.
From my outlook from many forums and newspaper articles I notice a trend amoung singaporeans losers. These people refuse to accept criticism, they talk like they are nationalists, they love to complain over the slightest things.

According to many forums which includes the follow:

singaporebikes.com
togoparts.com


I notice many active singaporeans in there which are also losers.

The signs of loserism i observed includes:

1. Trying their best to be responsible and blaming others for being irresponsible over a small matter.

2. Flaming your comments claiming that YOU ARE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT AND THE REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE AND ITS PUBLIC SERVICE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT. These people obeys and tries hard a loyal righteous citizen of Singapore, where it is really logical that a situation between you and the govt is ridiculous which shouldnt had occured, you are blamed for the fault of nothing and slight ignorance.

3. They are nationalists, when at the backyard & under block coffee shops they complain, chant and make noise about the govt? What are these people thinking.

4. Okay lets us look at this situation. These people believe that police are righteous, police is god, these police do not download illegal songs do not download pornographic contents, wow wow where on earth can u find such a police men.

Let me tell you what, I met police whom behaved exactly like a gangster.
police: Oi u from where 1?
kelvin: Er... i stay block 701
police: oi u chee bye u trying to be funny is it you from where 1
kelvin: you ask me where i stay i tell u i stay block 701 la
*police steps forward and stands one inch away from tall kelvin gives him a stare like "come on fight me".

wow if kelvin was an ah beng that midget would probably be lying on the floor.

Actually I met more then these, especially during my cycling trips. Some of them are actually pests... but well there are some nice policemen out there anyway.

5. With just alittle criticism, or sometimes a joke/prank. I can tell you, these 1 guy could flame you, and many others could help him out with their righteous comments. These people are probably bespectacled nice timid guys, who tries hard to debate over their computer, I dont think they can do that well outdoors.




Quite irritated to see such attitudes possessed in the minds of such people full of rules, laws, ettiquited#&(*@&#(*# whatever you spell that. Its just a forum a public chat forum they making it sound like jail, court or some parliament meeting. Well get a life do something else better, you guys like to mind over such internet business and not seen helping some helpless kids getting wacked on the streets in a crowded area. Whats your righteousnes, you're just a Timid Kay Po full of crap.



Well anyway, I felt that I did not meet my targets for my last examination in singapore polytechnic, so was rather disappointed over it. Well good for my classmates whom made it well through great cheating techniques and some other funny methods. Guess I might be going off for a straight 3year course in UK after "Serve And Fuckoff", instead of staying back to do some boring pathetic courses offered by NTU. (The better courses are offered to people of great Por-ness, horse-ass licking and heads loaded with memory card)


Thats all for today. :)

well well well.....

3 weeks to the end of the crappiest education in singapore.

Its time to move on to Serve And Fuckoff and take their shit.

Meanwhile hope that I can make it in my final crappy education examinations and good luck to myself, and lastly everybody. I realised cheating is kind of good when your teacher is a godly fucktard without brains, who only knows how to chant and chant and talk shit well i had one of such crappy teacher.

Well before army, i have to completed a NAPFA test, some sort of dumb fitness tests that tests redundant stuff like stretching, arm strength, reaction time and running.
In order to pass you have to obtain a Silver grade and above? (Isnt bronze a pass?) No bronze is considered FAIL YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE EVEN WITH BRONZE YOU NEED TO EXCEL IN YOUR EVERY SHIT TO PASS, DISTINCTIONS FOR EVERYTHING, WELL THAT'S SINGAPORE.
I passed all of them with flying colors, and fuck running I failed running miserably by 1min.
2.4km in 12mins was hard for me twice. Guess i am old that is kind of difficult for a no-stamina-cum-slacked-for-years type of person. But the fact in polytechnics are probably only 20% of the male students passes the test hahahahahahahahaha.

work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work

cheating = life?

Hmm... has been getting bored recently due to some slight dispute i had against my school.

I am sure that you would probably be pissed if.........

You had put in some effort and ending up you got some results worst off a fucking cheat! or should i say many cheats! DARN WHAT IS THIS MAN?



or in a situation where........

You gonna get poor grades no matter how much hardwork you put in, compared to this bunch of clowns who did much lesser but gained so much credit due to the "WOW" factor their work already possess. DARN WHAT IS THIS TOO?


Seriously la, guys who are planning to take the polytechnic route. I can simply tell you to FUCK OFF, and as faraway as you can from Singapore Polytechnic, especially if you gonna do some kind of CHEMICAL ENGINEERING OR WHATEVER CRAP YOU CAN CALL IT.

All these jokers and clowns of my school are seriously sickening. I am so pissed looking at how they excel using the 'art of cheating'. Though i may cheat, but fuck la i dont like to cheat lah, i really like to test my own knowledge so much that i refrain from cheating with that bunch of clowns.......

So you may call me stupid or something, but I dont fucking care what you so call "Smarties" are thinking. To pursue and learn is what i really want, not just to obtain that fucking piece of paper that deems nothing but probably makes you extra $300 bucks compared to some lower grade paper.


Okay time to get to sleep, after all I would still like to FUCK Singapore Polytechnic and probably spit and tear my piece of paper when I recieve it, its nothing but crap. Actually you could just pay like $50 or something for a new piece any time?

another few boring days...

Date: Thursday, 24 December 2005
Event: I fell sick
Reason: Unknown.
Why i fell sick: Unknown
Description: Was a normal day till you know that kind of ughahhhahdhsdughasd.. feeling came on the train KNN tahan from kranji until school and finally.. ahhhh vomitted.

Went to class it felt kind of cold, i went out to vomit again. sounds like a puking day. went back to class and rushed out to shit again.

After class had a short break, had a breakfast since i felt so empty.
Right after that PUKE!

Had a long long long rest and PUKE AGAIN right BEHIND ME ON THE BUSHES WHERE I SLEPT.

Ta han tahan tahan tahan and.... finally got a chance to take a nice nap on the library's comfortable...............................................................................................................................................................
Floor Carpet.


And finally the roleplay of a meeting session. and a last PUKE...........

and back home before another PUKE........... and peaceful sleep i get.....
ahhh........ life was so great then i never had such a long rest ever since the day i last fell sick. Life's so great when you can rest.

Im so serious about this: WHY DONT SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN?

Life...

Is life so valuable?

i guess so too, so people can leech money from you. <-- I am sure this is so right!

They just leech endlessly from a helpless 19yr old asshole who has no millions of dollars they need. Or at least leech till somebody's dry.

What kind of life is this... SHIT i guess... he have already became a target of these fuckers. Fuckers who can take control of anything with simply documents and words. Anyway fuck them.

Life is so meaningless for him now, he doesnt want to be such a burden and create debts for everyone around him. He has no cash, life is all he could give for all the fuckers want, for all the mental torture they induced. The mental stress is building up to a level where endurance is too difficult to command.

I guess there's a point in time where everybody have to let go of something in life. Perhaps its the time to do so.... so as to take a deep long rest from this insane place filled with fucktards.

Its tiring.

what?

this is getting bored... i dont like to write here, i kinda prefer to write on papers. Anyway being in class is still kinda of same: ITS BORED.....

Recently caught up with laocow for more riding sessions yeah, riding is great we hit spots on town from raffles place mrt to clark quay, all these were great places until i bust my tire! FUCK... and thats the end!

we headed to geylang for a BEEF HOR FUN that tasted like heavenly food yeah...

and lao cow brought hafiz(or was it farhan?) back to hougang before we headed home and hit SPC for some cheap diesel. Diesel's cool, gasoline is fucked fuels.

1L of gasoline probably cost more then 1L of coke.
Your car's drink cost more then you thats so ridiculous!
Diesel's the man!


Well time to sleep i have routines to carry on with.